whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
Chloap Soap: The other day at school I screamed at my friend
Miss Kathryn: Why?
Chloap Soap: I had to pee
Miss Kathryn: Why?
Chloap Soap: I had to pee
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if there was ever an excellent time for the woman i babysit for to be home by 1 am
it would be today
I'LL BE WAITING, YOU BEST BE ON AT 1 AM.
Anonymous…I BEST BE HOME AT 1 AM
I BABYSIT FOR THIS WOMAN FOR HOURS AND ONLY GET ABOUT A NICKLE
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Why Should I Worry - Billy Joel/ Oliver and Company
are you shitting me
MAKE YOUR WAY TO SKYPE
AnonymousI’M AFRAID I CANNOT
I’M BABBYSITTING RIGHT NOW AND I’M ON THEIR COMPUTER. THEIR COMPUTER THAT DOES NOT HAVE SKYPE.
LET ME CHECK IF I CAN GET WIFI ON MY IPOD…
NO I CANNOT I AM SORRY WHO IS THIS WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU
I WILL BE ON IN A FEW HOURS THOUGH…AND BY A FEW I MAY MEAN 6 HOURS
My mom wins today
Me: Dear Mom,
I’ve recently taken note of a few problems in the living conditions in our home. I feel that it is an unfit environment for children, as it is lacking a few necessities. I’ve provided a list of such necessities below;
-A copy of the 1988 animated film Oliver and Company
I believe that we should purchase the above item(s) immediately. It would be beneficial to my development and will provide entertainment for the entire household. I mean, it’s about an orange talking cat named Oliver. What isn’t there to love?
Please take my request into consideration. I’ll even find a copy on Amazon and pay for it myself if need be. Thank you for your time.
Mom: Consider it done
