imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.
posts saying white cis males suck
posts saying all men suck
friends reblogging those posts
you are SO right my fellow cis white male brother. also i have this extra coupon for supercuts im not gonna use I thought you might want it?? “Holler” at me if you do, I’ll catch you on the flippity flop
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
i just want someone who will text me every 10 minutes and be ok with the fact im a 7
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
i sell unbelievable combs.