No if's, and's, or Butts

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

ea isn’t releasing sims 4 for mac along with pc…

which means i have to wait like 5 months after the release to get the sims 4

the-leader-in-red:

arthurdarvvill:

every now and then i feel like i should apologize to victor hugo

every now and then i feel like he should apologize to us

poli-swirl:

Everyone has that one Pokemon region they connect to on a spiritual level

and then i sit back and realize oh my god my blogs a fucking joke wtf

i can’t wait for sims

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

sexhaver:

im crying

sexhaver:

im crying

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince