my greatest accomplishment in life was getting out of the shittiest friend group ever like i used to think they were so cool but now that i know they’re lying bullshitting piece of shit assholes who talk about other people (including me) because they don’t have a life of their own to talk about like FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU EACH SLOWLY REALIZE HOW SHITTY YOUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE AND SPEND ETERNITY ALONE THANKS FOR TREATING ME LIKE SHIT ROT IN HELL but you can’t do that because you are the better person it is you
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
what the hell i was trying to make a gif not spawn satan
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
in love w/ these tights
when u just reached a follower goal and u dont want to lose a follower
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
SO FUCKING DONE
apparently non-crablike crustaceans evolving to be more crablike is so common evolutionary speaking that there’s an actual science word for it (carcinisation). like, things that aren’t crabs keep trying to evolve to be more like crabs. they are the trend setters of the ocean. everybody wants to be a crab
I guess you could say the ocean is